Funny SMS



  • Define a True Music Lover?
    A Girl singing in a Bathroom
    While Taking Bath
    and a Boy Near the Keyhole
    is Using His Ears Not His Eyes.

  • Santa was drawing money from ATM.
    Banta, who was just behind him in
    the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****.
    Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.

  • Interviewer:what is skeleton?
    Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
    who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

  • U are a BITCH
    Beautiful
    Intelligent
    Talented
    Cute
    Hilarious

  • Beautiful flowers die....
    Nice stories end......
    Lovely songs fade........ ..
    Momeries are forgotten... ..
    All things comes to end.....
    But people like YOU always remain forever
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    BECAUSE GHOSTS NEVER DIE

  • In bio practical:
    Examiner:Tell me the name of
    this bird by seeing it's legs only?
    Sardar:I don't know.
    Examiner:You failed, what's your name?
    Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

  • Brain detector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.


  • BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelieveble sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again!
  • A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.


  • 20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand



  • At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on


  • i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again


  • girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!


  • Hey do you Know Which is the best day to propose a girl..?? April 1st, do you know Why??  If she accept its your luck otherwise if she rejects just tell her it's April Foooooll.
  •    One Of The Best Quote,
         Always have a
        BACKUP
        BEFORE
        BREAKUP! 
  • 2 MEN TALKING

          1st:
         I am getting married because
         I am tired of eating out,
         cleaning house & doing laundry
         2nd:
        Strange,
        I am taking divorce for same reasons!
  • A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend

         Friend Asked : Who Is She?
         Boy : My Cousin.
        The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.! 
  • Someone Asked Shakespeare:“ U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?” He Showed Him A Calendar N Said “A Week Has 7 Days;  Can U Say Which Day Is Younger..?? either Sunday Or Saturday ??
  • So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age, Love Has No Age.

      -MORAL:
      Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys






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